good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day
I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them
No, no, guys, look closely.
This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear(very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)
The big Dark Souls lore question is why Seath was plating those boars
I know he wanted scales, so maybe he assumed everyone did?
cozy.
Yeah, I love the idea of nonhuman entities causing harm out of misunderstood benevolence. Like, we thought the humans would want gills, their planet is covered in oceans!
Seath just didn’t understand that other people just don’t want tentacles, clusters of eyes, and hard scales.
Seath didn’t understand alot of things
*Gwyn, hearing the noise of hogs squeeling over ceaseless hammering*
